You Already Know This But Here's A Reminder That JJ Watt Is A Better Athlete Than You

Went a lot better than last time

Listen, I love football as much as the next red-blooded American but are we sure we need JJ Watt becoming more of a freak than he already is?  I’m gonna say no.  That might sound like blasphemy, and it probably is, but we’re so close to an on-field NFL death that Roger Goodell can already taste the law suit.  JJ Watt doesn’t need to be any bigger or stronger or faster than he already is I can promise you that.  Dude is a monster.  He sure as shit doesn’t need to be able to jump over 5 feet in the air.  That’s just silly.  Where does it end?  Does it end?  Or are guys gonna be able to standing jump onto the roof of a house some day?  I’d watch that.  All I’m saying is Watt is scary*.

*Ahhhh fuck it. Forget everything I just said.  Once football rolls around I want the biggest freaks of nature on the planet ramming into each other at 150 MPH because that’s when football is at its best.  Hell, maybe give all of these guys steroids and let ‘em run wild.  Ya know, assuming every player in the NFL isn’t already juiced to the gills which they probably are.